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vivlio:

hahahahh

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….

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ianoshea:

me when I work out

She kinda of looks like Sansa Stark… only in the scene when Sansa was raped though.

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Apu’s here to clean up your nasty blog

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flowersz:

boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)

boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)

boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)

boys topless(◕‿◕✿)

boys butts (◕‿◕✿)

bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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karkaties:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

yep im just laying here

not gonna stop laying here

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heyfunniest:

heyfunniest:

the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. 

I always purposely pronounced it as GIF like ‘gift’ without the ‘t’ in the end because I didn’t want to associate one of my favourite words with peanut butter.

nevver:

“The happiest day of your life”, Hindu brides

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diahhy:

derrickporter:

sehvn:

sadbaptism:

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD

lmfao

Funny

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WINNER LAGI NI!

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jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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heyfunniest:

I like him, after this I love him.

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