awkward abbey is awkward.

Ask Abbey   20. Cebu. “The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you.” – B.B. King
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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

(Source: kiwimaycry, via penis-hilton)

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the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: collectiveassbutts, via pizza)

— 5 hours ago with 89956 notes

my thirst for older men is strong

(via orgasm)

— 5 hours ago with 53701 notes

kixxinq:

My selfie game level: Obama.

Your selfie game level: Romney.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 5 hours ago with 12250 notes
superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via dearlyxobeloved)

— 5 hours ago with 266726 notes

relahvant:

lardypoison:

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

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"hogwarts’ fast train"

with such loveable characters as

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and of course who could forget the four houses

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and possibly the most dignified

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Wfftipwff!

(via pizza)

— 5 hours ago with 167206 notes

novator:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life.

(via orgasm)

— 5 hours ago with 18958 notes